Coffins?

I think a good place to start is what do you want from your coffin...

What shape do you want? Casket, rectangular box, or tapered traditional 'gothic' coffin?

Do you want to sleep with the lid open or closed?
Closed then its most likely a custom build, as we humans have this rather unfortunate habit of needing to breathe and ventilation is not a design consideration for regular coffins.

Do you want your coffin to sleep more than one? or to have more room than a snug fit?
Again if so that's leaning towards a custom job?

Cons- Hard to find a mattress to fit!.

Not entirely you could just cut down a memory foam mattress, and use the excess to pad the sides and lid.

As for Lovemaking positions being restricted, if you're only considering 'in' then maybe, but if you include 'on' and 'over' then surely, if anything, they would be more liberated

But I agree, everyone would think you're mad! Whether that's a pro or con I leave up to you.

Love making in a coffin? Splinters! Yikes!

Love making in a coffin? Splinters! Yikes!

lol only if you break it!
wait... nevermind

Love making in a coffin? Splinters! Yikes!

lol only if you break it!
wait... nevermind

Well you never know! *giggles*

That does sound good....

you know you can get sleeping bag coffins so that would be able to do lovemaking in but still a little tricky. Although they are pricey they are less than actual coffins.

They're here http://www.groovycart.co.uk/cart.php?c=62&p=9215

Hope this helps

[Dark Raivenn]

Trust the people on here to equate coffins to lovemaking.
This is why I love this crypt.

We are not equating, we are merely discussing the practical implications of...

Ok making love on wouldn't say no to..could only do it in it if I was on top...couldnt sleep in one though - claustrophobic

I couldn't do either!! think it would be very frustrating,totally off putting, I would just get totally pissed off and lose interest.

Thats true Ruby ... though it could be fun experimenting on finding a comfortable way to do it

I have always wanted one but alas it has not meant to be. Lack of money and space.

Gonna ask my dad to make one to use a bookcase though.

Great idea Countess!! I like that idea,oh and hi by the way.

HI ruby.
always thought of having a coffin table instead of a coffee table too. Mind you for all the ideas and what i'd like to do i'd need a 15 bedroom mansion with a cellar. Heehee

HI ruby.
always thought of having a coffin table instead of a coffee table too. Mind you for all the ideas and what i'd like to do i'd need a 15 bedroom mansion with a cellar. Heehee

Ahhhh! I remember that! A room for each mood & occasion with a dorr bell that call out 'i'm coming' (from RHPS) instead of ringing!!!

Heeheee you have a great memory. yep, a room for each mood and a room for each fantasy...
hold up....it's starting to sound like a brothel. hehehe oh well